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The Loomis Chaffee Log

The Student Newspaper of The Loomis Chaffee School

The Loomis Chaffee Log

The Student Newspaper of The Loomis Chaffee School

The Loomis Chaffee Log

An Observer’s Guide to Types of Loomis Students During Spring

An Observer’s Guide to Types of Loomis Students During Spring

Amber Zheng ’28, Contributor May 22, 2025

You can tell that the long-awaited spring term is finally here when the vibes of Loomis Chaffee have changed. From the blooming flowers and the buzzing bees to the major difference in the weather, one...

A Thorough Investigation Into the Particularities of the I-Tri Program

A Thorough Investigation Into the Particularities of the I-Tri Program

Risa Zhou ’28, Staff Writer May 22, 2025

A Thorough Investigation into the I-Tri Program. [CONFIDENTIAL] Case file #084-082-073 Operation: I-Tri Filed by: Detective P. F. Beak, Investigative Bureau of Fish Date opened: May 1,...

An A-Z Guide for Verastalking

An A-Z Guide for Verastalking

Cylina Wang ’28, Staff Writer May 22, 2025

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real stalkers, living or in witness protection, is purely coincidental (and please don’t sue us). It was a Tuesday. Rain was pouring. Thunder was clapping....

4891 (Or, Why We Need Satire)

4891 (Or, Why We Need Satire)

Tiger Song ’27, Mélange Section Editor May 22, 2025

A Trial in The Ministry of Humor Regulation Bureaucrat: “Law code #1 of the Ministry: May it hereby be known, that, according to the latest state regulations, all manifestations of so-called ‘humor’...

Aanum’s Book Column: One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This

Aanum’s Book Column: One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This

Aanum Khan ’26, Columnist May 22, 2025

Silence, complicity, and the soft denial of other people’s suffering—these are the terrains Omar El Akkad traverses in One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This, a blistering, soul-shaking...

Sticking to the Plan

Sticking to the Plan

Katy Su ’28, Contributor May 17, 2025

Secrets of Loomis

Secrets of Loomis

Risa Zhou ’28, Staff Writer May 17, 2025

Something very strange is going on. It’s only the second week of spring term, and I’ve already racked up 10.5 tardies (0.5 because I swear I stepped into the room at exactly 8:30 and 59 seconds). However,...

Horoscopes for the Spring Term

Mariia Zhukova ’26, Columnist May 17, 2025

Aries (March 21 - April 19): It’s Aries season! These fiery signs should enjoy the rest of their birthday month, unwind, and enjoy the spring term. Congrats Aries on another year older! Taurus (April...

Returning From Spring Break

Rachael Lantner ’25, Staff Artist May 17, 2025

My sweaty arms are trapped within the folds of my wool sweater as I meander along The Way, yearning to re-experience exactly 24 hours ago when I was still peacefully cocooned by my blankets, halfway through...

Wait, It’s Not Dark At Seven P.M. Now?

Wait, It’s Not Dark At Seven P.M. Now?

Amy Xue ’28, Contributor May 17, 2025

The advantages of daylight savings go beyond sunlight at seven PM. How amazing it is to be jet-lagged while staying in the same place! Thanks to daylight savings, we can all experience this crucial part...

Breaking News:  Senioritis Appears on Campus

Breaking News: Senioritis Appears on Campus

Cylina Wang ’28, Staff Writer May 17, 2025

Schools nationwide are reporting a “mass academic surrender” as seniors, freshly accepted to colleges, relinquish themselves to Senioritis—a condition experts describe as “like watching a sloth...

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