The Log isn’t as it seems. Contrary to its self-portrayal as a symbol of journalistic integrity, a deeper dive into the organization’s classy webpage and nostalgic print editions will uncover a treasure...
Burnt-out RVs, blood in the dirt, and the claustrophobia of secrets—these are just a few of the pressure points Holly Jackson subjects you to in her book Five Survive, a novel that suffocates you. When...
When everyone said, “Juniors don’t get to go to Prom.” I said, “Challenge accepted.”
However, as a mere eleventh-grader, I knew the odds were stacked against me. Seniors have the advantage:...
With spring term coming to a close, I realized that final exams here aren’t as traditional as one might expect. One might think that untraditional finals would be 100x better than a traditional paper...
Just as seniors began perfecting their “I’m-outta-here” vibe and auctioning off their books and notebooks to freshmen (“lightly used, just as new”), the LC administration dropped a bombshell:...
We need to talk.
This situationship between us has been going on for almost four years now. You say that you love us, but how are we supposed to believe it when you lock us in the PHI Classrooms...
You can tell that the long-awaited spring term is finally here when the vibes of Loomis Chaffee have changed. From the blooming flowers and the buzzing bees to the major difference in the weather, one...
A Thorough Investigation into the I-Tri Program.
[CONFIDENTIAL]
Case file #084-082-073
Operation: I-Tri
Filed by: Detective P. F. Beak, Investigative Bureau of Fish
Date opened: May 1,...
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real stalkers, living or in witness protection, is purely coincidental (and please don’t sue us).
It was a Tuesday. Rain was pouring. Thunder was clapping....
A Trial in The Ministry of Humor Regulation
Bureaucrat: “Law code #1 of the Ministry: May it hereby be known, that, according to the latest state regulations, all manifestations of so-called ‘humor’...
